This is ridiculous...this is ludicrous... (Have you ever noticed that these two words, "ridiculous" and "ludicrous," have all of the same letters? "Ridiculous" just has an extra letter "i.")

As I was saying, it's ridiculous how I keep getting hurt... Today, I banged knees with a guy who was driving full speed to the basket... Another injury to add to my list...

My list of injuries:

Left ankle
Left knee
Right knee

Not fun...

Ooooohhh... The other day, I also learned that laxatives come in more than two forms... No, not liquid and tablet forms, but laxatives that you apply to different parts of the human body... There are those that you ingest and I suppose they come in liquid and tablet forms. BUT, there are also butt plugs that help you go... I guess you just plug and then you're magically inspired to go poo. Ahhh...the marvels of modern science...

Heh, good thing I found out what they were before it was too late... I can't imagine butt plugs tasting very good. Hahaha...

By the way, these butt plugs have a very sophisticated name. They are supposedly called "suppositories." That sounds like an SAT word, if you ask me...

That reminds me of a word I learned at Chung's SAT--"gigolo." Mr. Chung kept calling this one guy a "gigolo" and I always wondered what in the world that meant... Hahaha... It would be years before I finally learned the meaning of the word while watching the movie Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. Mr. Chung was a hilarious man... Words are fun!